Why Foreplay is Important

by duncanr

couple in bedMen and women have different ideas when it comes to foreplay

Women like men to get all lovey-dovey feely before they go for goal

whereas men count buying the woman beer and pizza as foreplay

But listen up guys, next time you’re courting a lady, don’t jump right in and start banging her straight away. Spend a little time stroking her vagina first. The lady will enjoy the foreplay and the time spent exploring her vagina may well save your life. After all, you never know what is up there – http://tinyurl.com/kxqzszk

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4 Comments to “Why Foreplay is Important”

  1. buying the woman beer and pizza as foreplay

    Shit! I knew something was wrong.

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  2. Take my advice, chaps. If you should see a red laser dot on your Bobby’s helmet – back off !

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  3. Bang Bang, you’re dead! takes on a (w)hole new meaning.

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