Should have gone to Specsavers

by duncanr

nosex88 yr old Allan Thipthorpe has been hauled into court after punching a Swindon Council official who told him the Council had obtained an order banning a prostitute from visiting him at his care home

The Council was concerned that Terri-Lee Pearce had fleeced £5000 from Mr Thipthorpe’s savings

Disabled pensioner, Mr Thipthorpe, however, argued . . .

it was his money and he should be able to spend it as he liked

Quite right, too

I only hope I’m still able to get it up when I’m Mr Thipthorpe’s age !

In the meantime, I’m off now to make an appointment to have my eyesight tested – I could have sworn Ms Pearce, the prostitute in question, was a man in drag 😳

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/ks9epek

8 Comments to “Should have gone to Specsavers”

  1. What a lovely attractive couple they make.

    Like

  2. This is obviously a spoof article.

    For a start, it’s too implausible to be true, and secondly, that’s ratty and sticky in the photo.

    Like

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