Tripe is the New Viagra

by duncanr

tripe for staminaA UK butcher is selling smoothies made from tripe – and is doing offaly well, especially amongst young men, who claim it enhances their sexual potency ‘fourfold’

Who knew, eh?

He will be dishing out the tripe treat free for two weeks from his stall at . . .

Hyde Market, Gtr Manchester

If you’re interested, you’d better be quick though. Our Nobbly lives not too far away and rumour has it his missus has been spotted coming away from the market with a large parcel under her arm and a twinkle in her eye – [she only has the one, poor dear, but her teeth are all her own (all 4 of them)]

More about the tripe smoothie here – http://tinyurl.com/nwlcajd

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18 Comments to “Tripe is the New Viagra”

  1. I think that’s Nobbly you’re describing.

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  2. Viagra is a load of tripe, too.

    I mean, that’s what a friend of mine told me.

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  3. That’s just tripe.

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  4. When I met my husband many years ago his mom used to make a dinner with tripe and milk. I always refused it and never asked for the recipe, but maybe I made a big mistake!

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  5. Shades of the old Daily Mirror cartoon strip The Fosdyke Saga by Bill Tidy here guys. Nice work, hat sporting type fellas! 🙂

    Clivey

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    • Cheers, Clivey

      Appreciation from one as wise as yourself is praise indeed. You are a true god among humourists, satirists, limp wrists, and piss artists.

      You have my utmost respect – even if you do use smilies, you bastard.

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      • I have to use em mate! My retorts are so acerbic and replete with the most hurtful and uncalled-for vitriol that only a winking face or a sticky out tongue jobbie will assuage people’s fears. I’ve seen grown men tear their own heads off after receiving a smiley-free communication from me! 😦

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  6. Women seem to love em mind you. It gives em a touch of the horn apparently. Bless.

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