Woman Attacked with Sex Toys

by duncanr

under constructionI think it’s fair to say the female owner of a sex shop in Brisbane got more than she bargained for when she confronted a would-be burglar

After all, it’s not every day you get pelted with sex toys by a man wearing a wig, dress and crotchless pants – not in my neck of the woods anyway

[unless it’s a Saturday night]


P.S. if you’re . . .

wondering about the image accompanying this post? I’m at work so can’t search for a suitably ‘naughty’ pic while here – but feel free to submit your own suggestions as to a suitable pic for use with this post in the comments section 😆

10 Comments to “Woman Attacked with Sex Toys”

  1. Well, my suggestion for a pic might push your Photoshop skills a little.

    The image I have in mind would be of the sex shop Manageress smiling evilishly and seductively as she (thump-thump) stroked the sex toys (thump-thump-thump) thrown at her, whilst three young twenty-ish, blondes (thump-thump-thump-thump) dressed in highly polished thigh boots, skimpy (and I mean skimpy) Nazi officer uniforms (thump-thump-thump-thump) and brandishing (thump) whips (oh, and nonchalently smoking cigarettes) decided on the punishment for me the cringing captive at their feet (thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump) – aaaarghhh . . !

    Can you do that ?


  2. No; but here’s something to excite a man of your age and experience…..


  3. I found this post hurtful, anti-Islamic, pro-life, racist and searingly erotic. It gives me very little pleasure to inform you that I’ve found it necessary to involve the police.


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