Crime Doesn’t Pay

by duncanr

burglary_2not for David Douglas Greaves, anyway.

it seemed like a good plan, as he left The Railway pub in Accrington with two cash tills under his arms, to stash the tills at a nearby car park then go back to see what else of value he could nick

but he was not in peak condition and by the time he had . . .

added 3 plasma TVs to the cash registers, he had worked up a terrible thirst – so he went back to the pub to grab a bottle of Benedictine liqueur

bad move !

imagine how he felt when he returned to the car park, bottle in hand, to retrieve his loot and found ‘there is no honour among thieves‘ –

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