Boom, Boom

by duncanr

knock knockreceived some jokes in an email from a friend

normally, we post jokes as comments to our Boom, Boom pages (see menu at top of page) but they often get missed there so I’m putting these up here as a post

1) I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that . . .

I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on

I said “You’re pulling my leg”

2) I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor

she only had £1.20 in her purse.

3) Went for my routine check-up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse!

Do you think I should change dentists?

4) I was explaining to the wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated and come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said, “You’re not bloody listening.”

5) A mate of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?”

He said “Her brother’s got a moustache.”

6) The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to,

but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

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