GloBro

by duncanr

Oops !

Oops !

admit it, we’ve all done it at some time or another – well, guys anyway

you wake up in the middle of the night, desperate for a wee

you have to go – but you don’t want to wake up

so you stumble to the loo, feeling your way in the dark, with your eyes half-closed

of course, peeing in the dark with your eyes – for all intents and purposes – closed carries the risk that . . .

when pointing percy at the porcelain bowl, your aim may be ever so slightly off – a fact your partner will be sure to tell you if she has a wet arse and feet when next she visits the loo because she forgot to put her slippers on and you, you dirty inconsiderate bastrad couldn’t be arsed forgot to lift the toilet seat when you went for your pre-dawn piss

well, never fear, ladies

madhatters is here to help

you don’t have to put up with soggy floors and soggy bums – all you need is a GloBro

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5 Comments to “GloBro”

  1. Uh… you know we are going to aim directly at the light, right?

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    • the Mark II version – ‘Smart GloBro’ will award pee points for accuracy and duration

      a piss perfect pee hitting the centre of the globro will be awarded maximum points with lesser points given for near misses pisses – the resultant score then automatically posted on Facebook where you can compare your performance with that of your friends to see if urine the lead !

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      • Ha…. so… the light is more in the center of the bowl? Because it looked like it was mounted more on the edge by the bottom of the seat, which seems to be asking for trouble. Maybe they could shoot a laser pointer into the bowl… ooohhh… and it could move around, and you have to chase it…

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  2. oh dear – I think I need to get this for daddy. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

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