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Posted on December 19, 2014 at 5:36 pm in religion | RSS feed
Christ, he’s behind you !
That scruffy twat, Frank Gallagher, insisted on trying to bum booze from passers-by, but met indifference from the upper classes.
“Immigrant, my arse, Nigel! Galilee is just south of Bradford – Ah’m a fuckin’ Yorkshireman, I am.”
Farange is none too pleased to discover Jesus has ‘arisen’ behind him
“Well, how the hell do you think you survived that plane crash . . ?”
“You’re not getting my cross, mate”.
“Where do you stand on Palestine, Mr Farage?”
“I’ve got 2 likes, Farage – how many have you got?”
“Er, I’ve got 3 likes now, Farage. Unfortunately, they just don’t get it. How do I engage my voters?
“Listen, you bloody middle-eastern immigrant – in order to boost your ‘like’ number you’ll have to get Duncan to post your pictures for you. Likes are nothing whatsoever to do with the content, but more about who posts it. Now fuck off and leave me alone, I want to get on the M4 before it gets clogged up with bloody foreigners.”
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According to The Independent, he’s a “professional Jesus impersonator” named Kevin Lee Light
. . . or is that Heavenly Light ?
Mr Farage says Jesus is with him and his campaign has now turned the corner, but others maintain he’s actually gone round the bend.
I think Farage is about to get his felt collar felt by Big J?
“What do you mean, I’m a very naughty boy . . .?”
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