a French judge has ruled a couple can’t call their baby ‘Nutella’ because it is the tradename for a shitty spread and to do so would inevitably expose the child to teasing from other kids when it went to school
instead, he ordered the child be called “Ella” – http://time.com/3681714/nutellla-child/ – a much ‘safer’ name for a girl (less so for a boy)
a rare case here of parents being more of an ass than the law !
