My Sweaty Vagina Fail

by duncanr

lovers2_180it’s Valentine’s Day shortly

it probably seemed a wizard idea as a marketing ploy to create an online love poem generator

the idea being you ask people to submit a number of key words which are then inserted into a template to create a love poem

except, they didn’t reckon on arseholes like me taking the piss

here’s what happened when I . . .

used the love poem generator –

why don’t you give it a try and post your love poem in the comment section ?

just click this link –

6 Comments to “My Sweaty Vagina Fail”

  1. I just couldn’t resist that title Duncan. Now I’m LMFAO! 😀


  2. Love You Always
    In summertime, our love is firm, like tulip floating in the breeze.
    In wintertime, our love is warm — it rockets from loins to toes.

    If skies are blue, our love is rampant — two people humping in the sun.
    If thunder rolls our love is bloated, a refuge from the rodgering rain.

    When spring flowers bloom, our love is bold, like grey petals on the four leaf clover.
    When autumn leaves fall, our love is rusty iron, shining bright like a harvest dirty water.

    From Halloween till Remembrance Sunday our love will continue to Slobber.
    From season to season I love you always! My one, my only, my randy little stud muffin.

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  3. What a jolly good wheeze!


  4. For all you animal lovers out there:


  5. I’d have forgiven you if it was good!


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