An exciting development in LCD monitor technology allows me to bring to you the very first scratch and sniff Mad Hatters post.
In an effort to entice a well known and much disliked Cornishman out of hiding, the Mad Hatters have had a rummage down the back of the settee and taken back several dozen empty beer bottles in order to finance a technology partnership with Upyours Industrial, pioneers of an exciting new development that finds MH right at the foreskinfront of technology.
Announcing the partnership to his board of directors, founder and CEO of Seoul based Upyours Industrial, Mr Foo Keeootoo made the following statement: “Tek t’buggers for all they’ve got, then show em t’door”, in what was a surprisingly authentic Yorkshire accent for a supposedly native south Korean.
So, ladies and gentlemen, to the demonstration.
Simply click on the photo below, then gently rub your fingertips down your screen from top to bottom of the image. This will liberate the enticing aroma of the Cornish Pastie.
If this fails to enthuse our elusive Cornishman, and tempt him out of his hidey-hole, then there is nothing else left for me other than to try flogging off the supply of Honest Nobbly ™ finger smear remover screen wipes that are currently taking up all the space in my spare room.
Remember – scratch and sniff!