Reasons to Get Married – No 1

by duncanr

marriage festivala 60 year old Kerry man found guilty of driving with too much drink in him faces a 3 -year driving ban

however, the judge has postponed imposition of the ban until Dec to give bachelor John O’Shea the opportunity to find himself a woman – [one with a full driving licence] – at the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival in Sep/Oct (http://tinyurl.com/gmjq349)

p.s. the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival is a real event – details here (http://www.matchmakerireland.com/) if anyone’s interested 😆

6 Comments to “Reasons to Get Married – No 1”

  1. MH14062016

    60 year auld Oirish farmer from Kerry wud loike ter meet Cork doll for romantic -drives- walks ter -pub- Kerry’s beauty spots.

    Ability ter cuk is not a factor, but must be able ter drive a tractor. HGV licence wud be an advantage as wud a motorbike an’ sidecar, but wud settle for big-busted, nymphomaniac blonde wi’ moped.

    Age is not important provided applicant ‘as mobility scooter wi’ trailer.

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  2. Actually, having seen his picture, he certainly doesn’t look sixty.

    I hope I look that good when I get to his age . . . Cough

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  3. “football had been his downfall on the day”

    No, I think alcohol had been his downfall on the day.

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