Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

bandaged penisin the years I’ve been scouring the web for weird shit to post on madhatters, I couldn’t tell you the number of times I’ve read reports of guys requiring help from emergency services after getting a ring stuck on their penis – so many that I wouldn’t normally mention the latest dickhead to fall in this category but for one thing, the size of the constricting object!

whereas a curtain ring is a fairly common choice, this chinese guy required hospital surgeons to free his dick after he got it stuck for 2 days in a . . .

wedding ring!

which begs the question, either his girlfriend has hugely fat fingers or he has an incredibly thin penis

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One Comment to “Chinese Takeaway”

  1. All that fuss.

    Why couldn’t he just have bought her another one ?

    Like

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