in the years I’ve been scouring the web for weird shit to post on madhatters, I couldn’t tell you the number of times I’ve read reports of guys requiring help from emergency services after getting a ring stuck on their penis – so many that I wouldn’t normally mention the latest dickhead to fall in this category but for one thing, the size of the constricting object!
whereas a curtain ring is a fairly common choice, this chinese guy required hospital surgeons to free his dick after he got it stuck for 2 days in a . . .
which begs the question, either his girlfriend has hugely fat fingers or he has an incredibly thin penis