helpful signs in a store
[but where do they keep the thingamjigs?]
Posted on October 4, 2016 at 6:08 am in humor, humour, Picture Post | RSS feed
You do know the introduction of Latin is the latest trend in “upmarket” shopping, dontcha ?
“They know where things are in B&Q” . . .
Is B&Q the store where you search for your purchase from a catalogue and, with one of their pens, fill out a paper with the number and quantity of the item(s) you want, before giving it to a staff member ?
If it is, then I’ve been there – and will never go again. It’s rubbish.
No, if it’s a good quality pen you’re after, then I absolutely recommend “Argus.” Their’s are totally awesome, plus the securing cord is easy-peasy to snap.
But – hey – you didn’t hear this from me. OK ?
This reminds me of the time, several years ago, that an inmate escaped from the ‘lunatic asylum’.
He made his way down the road, then stumbled into a laundry, where he had sex with two of the female workers, before running off.
The headline in the local paper next day read:
NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS
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Bloody hell. I remember that one from Primary School, when I was about 8 or 9.
ratty was our headmaster at the time, and he told it in assembly one morning.
Yes, boy, I remember you from back then. I recollect telling your parent’s that you’d never amount to anything, you snivelling little brat.
Mr. Roe-Dent (ex-headmaster and kiddy-fiddler, Eaten).
Telling my parent’s, what?
Errm, that you were a jolly fine fellow, (yes, that’s what I said, I can remember like it was yesterday) top-op-the-class, a spiffing chap and that it was a great pleasure having you at my school, etc, etc, and that you would go far -the further the better- and a host of other nice things, really I did.
(Damn him. If only I was fifty years younger).
Been looking for some of those for ages!
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