Posted on November 4, 2016 at 5:57 am in humor, humour, Picture Post | RSS feed
Another example of the Press telling porkies.
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They’re just bacon it up as they go along.
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They haven’t got an oinkling. It’s all a hogs.
Just scratchings around for ideas.
It’s hard to imagine any reporter being rasher.
Certainly, it’s a ham fisted approach to running a crackling good story.
“I made a pig’s ear of that,” said the reporter, with a grunt.
He deserves a cosh on the back of his neck.
. . . he might kick the bucket !
Truffle come out eventually.
When they got them out of the river, I wonder if they kept them warm by putting the pigs in blankets?
What is the name for a pig with three eyes ?
(Boom – Tish)
Does that include pigs with brown eyes?
Ok – if we’re doing shit jokes:-
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
That joke was just so fucking brilliant, that I broke my own rule about the disgraceful ‘like’ facility, and liked it myself.
And what do you call a still no idea? No wait, ummmm…
…and so we end up with a drink with no ice
I swear blind, I can’t tolerate a Scotch with no eyes.
. . . and that being the shittiest joke EVER, I shall follow the latest trend and award myself a “LIKE.”
This is what I like
A dead red?
The error most likely occurred cause the writer was playing back Gammon? Sorry, I’ll get me hat…
A rasher comment I have never before seen.
Oh, just seen ratty’s comment above. Never mind.
“Never mind” – NEVER MIND ? ? ?
How very dare you, Sir, to actually believe that such a flippant, pig ignorant, remark could exonerate you from your flagrant breach of copyright ?
My briefs will be on your doorstep on the morrow.
Oh, the boaring one?
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