Jack Russells Arrested

by duncanr

police in Dublin have arrested two terriers . . . ‘after they chased a man on a bike around Finglas

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[where they got the bike from is not explained]

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/pownby7

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8 Comments to “Jack Russells Arrested”

  1. If the police were chasing a man on a bike, why did they arrest two dogs ?

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  2. What did you expect?

    Dogs are always attracted by boneshakers.

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  3. Jack Russell’s WHAT was arrested ?

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    • It’s in the fine print

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      • ‘kennel ! – I didn’t paws to read the claws.

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        • Well of course you can’t see WHAT, precisely because it is under arrest and languishing in the watch house, which is why nobody has seen it, and the agencies involved are to be congratulated, and this is a normal operational matter which is an essential component of the war against terror, and as to WHAT ELSE may or may not have been taken away, we can neither confirm nor deny the existence or otherwise of a kennel given under the care of a Mrs ratty for purposes of housing a miscreant.

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