The Dis-United States of America

by duncanr

President Trump

President-Elect Trump

WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat”, the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that . . .

a couple of years back, the Onion published a report that makes very apt reading following the election of donald trump as the next president of the USA

you can read the report in full here – http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788

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3 Comments to “The Dis-United States of America”

  1. I’m still waiting on news of those numerous celebs who pledged to up sticks and emigrate if Trump got elected.

    Does your new neighbour bear a resemblance to Samuel L. Jackson, or maybe a woman came twerking in on a wrecking ball ?

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