You Sure are a Mean One, Mr Grinch

by duncanr

CCTV footage has been released showing a knife-wielding thug launch a vicious unprovoked attack on Frosty the Snowman

Frosty required 9 stitches but is expected to make a full recovery

meanwhile a spokes-elf, speaking on behalf of Santa, said the attacker was now top of the 2016 naughty list and will not find any pressies under his tree this xmas


8 Comments to “You Sure are a Mean One, Mr Grinch”

  1. All joking aside. What kind of a shit-for-brains would do that ?

    Or, have I answered my own question ?


  2. MONTH/DAY/YEAR – That’s the way it’s done over thar !


    • Come off it, ratty, you can’t expect me to believe that!

      Next thing, you’ll be telling me that the awful events of 9th November 2001 actually took place on 11th September!


      • That must create a lot of problems when dialling 911 for the police over there.

        Here, in the UK, we have a much more practical number – 999 – which is impossible to get wrong. Well, most of the time anyway.

        FACT – Did you know that the number 999 was devised for emergencies, where the caller found themself in a smoke-filled telephone kiosk or was blind/pissed, who could then insert two fingers in the last two holes of the old-fashioned rotary dialling disk, turn it three times to its maximum, and be assured of contacting the Emergency services ?

        BRILLIANT – and foolproof !

        Or, was it the first two holes ?


  3. I imagine you’ve got a lot of experience, sticking two fingers into adjacent holes in telephone kiosks.

    Liked by 1 person

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