Posted on December 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm in Uncategorized | RSS feed
I hope his singing skills are better than his DIY self-build ones.
“Cor blimey, Mr Innkeeper, you’ve ‘ad some right cowboys in ‘ere, aintcha? Wot yer need is for me to take aht that bit of dodgy forked wood there, put up a decent bit of brickwork and swap out that knackered ricketty old wooden manger for a kosher wall-mounted jobbie. Those wood ones are just so 20BC mate – they’re not kite-marked nor nuffink.
What? There’s a kid sleepin’ in it?
You’re ‘avin a girarf, aintcha? That’s just bleedin’ out of order my son – I’m onto social services and the environmental elf people as soon as I get back to the van.”
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