I was dicking about on our long-abandoned ‘MadHatters Test Blog’ earlier, whilst trying to solve a problem of ratty’s making, and I unearthed this little gem.
It was wasted where it was, so I thought I’d give it a public airing.
. . . and the last time, ladies and gentlemen, that I said that, the magistrate gave me 36 hours community service and told me not to do it again or it would be a custodial sentence.
She also asked me out for a drink afterwards, but that’s another story.