Anyone . . .

by ratty

. . . noticed what’s missing from MH ?

RIP.

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34 Comments to “Anyone . . .”

  1. What’s this ‘ere then? you might ask.

    (subtle clue)

    FFS !

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    • Sorry – were you talking to me?

      I callously binned it the other night whilst trying to solve that problem that you’d caused.

      A bit like all the other stuff that Dunc consigned to history, and that no-one seems to have missed.

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  2. Hell, you’re right, ratty!

    I don’t see a ‘RIP’ anywhere!

    What . . .?

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  3. Missing from MH?

    Oooh – where to start . . .

    Contributors
    Intellectual debate
    Lighthearted debate
    Any fucking debate
    Recognition for my wit and repartee
    Recognition for ratty’s fantastic new header image
    People slagging off and/or making fun of ratty’s fantastic new header image
    the capital letter at the start of this line

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    • Oooh – where to start . . .

      Contributors ✔
      Intellectual debate ✔
      Lighthearted debate ✔
      Any fucking debate ✔
      Recognition for my wit and repartee ✘
      Recognition for ratty’s fantastic new header image ✔
      People slagging off and/or making fun of ratty’s fantastic new header image ✘✘
      the capital letter at the start of this line ✘- Duncan will have you for copyright !

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  4. Wotcher sticky!

    I thought you’d emigrated or sumfink.

    Happy New Easter Egg, mate!

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    • Oh, hello Nobs! Same to you – it’ll soon be Christmas, at this rate.

      What’s ratty on about, then? Do you think he’s had a senility relapse or something?

      No, I haven’t emigrated. Still sitting here, looking, thinking, er . . . er . . . er . . .

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      • Damn it, sticky. How did you know I’d had a senility relapse ?

        My missus bought it in Ikea and gave it to me for Christmas. All the neighbours came around on Boxing day to see me in it.

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  5. animal, vegetable, or mineral?

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  6. Subtly? Excellence? Duncan in drag?

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  7. then . . . ?

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  8. I’ll tell you, if you want.

    It might cost you, and I may be lying, but I’ll prepare a dossier of unverifiable information. Buzzfeed can publish it, and it’s up to you to decide what, if anything, in it is true.

    Deal?

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