. . . noticed what’s missing from MH ?
Posted on January 6, 2017 at 11:35 am in Uncategorized | RSS feed
What’s this ‘ere then? you might ask.
Sorry – were you talking to me?
I callously binned it the other night whilst trying to solve that problem that you’d caused.
A bit like all the other stuff that Dunc consigned to history, and that no-one seems to have missed.
Hell, you’re right, ratty!
I don’t see a ‘RIP’ anywhere!
What . . .?
Missing from MH?
Oooh – where to start . . .
Any fucking debate
Recognition for my wit and repartee
Recognition for ratty’s fantastic new header image
People slagging off and/or making fun of ratty’s fantastic new header image
the capital letter at the start of this line
Intellectual debate ✔
Lighthearted debate ✔
Any fucking debate ✔
Recognition for my wit and repartee ✘
Recognition for ratty’s fantastic new header image ✔
People slagging off and/or making fun of ratty’s fantastic new header image ✘✘
the capital letter at the start of this line ✘- Duncan will have you for copyright !
I thought you’d emigrated or sumfink.
Happy New Easter Egg, mate!
Oh, hello Nobs! Same to you – it’ll soon be Christmas, at this rate.
What’s ratty on about, then? Do you think he’s had a senility relapse or something?
No, I haven’t emigrated. Still sitting here, looking, thinking, er . . . er . . . er . . .
Damn it, sticky. How did you know I’d had a senility relapse ?
My missus bought it in Ikea and gave it to me for Christmas. All the neighbours came around on Boxing day to see me in it.
animal, vegetable, or mineral?
But, then again, no !
Subtly? Excellence? Duncan in drag?
Sorry, mate – I can’t speak for the others, but I don’t do subtly.
Or even subtlety, for that matter.
Excellence is all about context, I suppose. One could argue that we excel at not really excelling at anything.
As for your last point – I do happen to know that BigD likes nothing better than squeezing his ample frame into a cocktail dress, donning a pair of size 13 stilettos and having a pint or two down at the Pink Aubergine Cocktail Bar and Balti House in Perry Barr on a Saturday evening.
Ask him nicely, and I’m sure he’ll post some photos.
Alternatively, ask ratty nicely and I’m sure that he can create some using photoshop.
Something tells me THIS would hit all points. Subtly.
Sorry, Nobbly, but even ratty, your battle-hardened, ex-SOE operative, has not the stomach for that !
then . . . ?
I’ll tell you, if you want.
It might cost you, and I may be lying, but I’ll prepare a dossier of unverifiable information. Buzzfeed can publish it, and it’s up to you to decide what, if anything, in it is true.
You’re trumping me again . . .
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