Yeah! Fucking great idea!

by NobblySan

captureOur football correspondent – Barry ‘Baz’ Thatcher –  has just been released from custody, and has filed this most interesting report into a new development in the world of the beautiful game.

Fuck me! It’s good to be out of stir, I can tell you.

There’s some right fucking criminals in there; you wouldn’t fucking believe some of the stuff they’ve been up to. Robbing, beating people up, selling drugs, an’ torturin folk wot don’t pay – and that’s just the governor’s bleedin’ secretary!

As an ex-public school lad meself I was a bit worried about doin’ stir, but most of the other lads were alright – in fact a fair few of ’em went to Eton as well, so we was OK.

Even the old “Would you be so kind as to pick up the soap for me, old bean?” in the showers wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I’m still walkin’ a bit funny,  but it’s just like bein’ back at school, innit.

Anyways – back to the day job I s’pose . . .

One of me muckers at Trump Towers has sent me some stuff wot outlines a fucking fantastic idea to improve the game. Don’s mate Vladimir was a bit fucked off that some of their lads got a bit of shitty press last year for a bit of good-natured fun and frivolity wiv us Engerland supporters.

As a result Vlad’s been an’ gone an’ ordered some of his hench-colleagues to find a way to boost their chances at their own world cup in a few years’ time.

I know they’re only thick fucking foreigners an that, but the lad Igor has come up wiv a fucking blinder!

Have a shufti at this – it’s the best thing in football since that twat McLaren’s Dutch accent!

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4 Comments to “Yeah! Fucking great idea!”

  1. well baz wot can I say. We all av a larf at em but they is going in de rite drekshun. theys jest past a law wot sez u can give ur missus a good fumping an de filf won’t be on yer back.

    I r all 4 it m8

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  2. Yeah – thanks for the comment mate.

    It fair pisses me off I can tell yer. I puts in all that work doin research, typin an shit an nobody can be arsed to bleedin comment.

    Apart from you, that is, an’ last time you commented on one of of me articles I ended up callin yer a soft cunt, so at least yerve got some bottle mate – I’ll give yers that at least.

    Either that or yer a bit thick.

    As fer the other lot wot can’t be arsed – bollocks to yers. I ope yer go to fuckin Russia an Igor’s lads give yer a good kickin.

    It’s only a bleedin game after all, innit.

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  3. I fought dat – soft cunt – wus won of dem nice fings peeple say.

    you know, a condiment.

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