Posted on March 30, 2017 at 4:26 am in humor, humour, Picture Post | RSS feed
Veterinary Training Manual: Elephant Section Page two. Item eight.
Trump’s first performance review with the Republican Party goes about as expected.
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Banksy thwarted undertaking clandestine artwork at zoo.
Police seeking perverted elephant molester issue description of 6ft tall, one-armed man.
Holy crap, sticky, you’re on a roll. I think it’s a Kaiser.
Kaiser? Is that rhyming slang?
(Eg, as in ‘Kaiser Bill’, thrill).
You WERE on a Kaiser roll, but you fell off it, already.
Elephant handlers say negative image is undeserved
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Nicely done, wodnala.
“Thank gawd fer that Nellie!
That laxative that the vet gave me, worked just in the nick of time.
I didn’t want to meet that nice Mr Attenborough feeling all bloated like that.
Is he here yet, do you know?”
“He’s beeehiiind you !”
“What’s that ? – speak up” (Cocks hand to ear)
Which hand is your cocks hand?
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