hhmmm, left-handed unemployed vegan who can’t roll my tongue ?
guess I’m not normal . . .
Posted on April 9, 2017 at 6:53 am in humor, humour | RSS feed
As miniatures go, possibly perhaps maybe… I fink?
I registered as perfectly normal.
. . . except for my bra size.
Two buckets and a length of rope?
Everybody is normal.
It’s all the other buggers that are weird.
I’d like to bet that there was a condom-clad banana in the fruit bowl when you first had sex, Nobbly.
Am I wrong . . ?
Am I . . ?
Huh . . ?
I stuck my condom on a courgette.
I like to be different.
36C?! I haven’t been that flat since junior high.
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