How to Start a Fire with . . .

by duncanr

a battery and a chewing gum wrapper

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6 Comments to “How to Start a Fire with . . .”

  1. A wink, a low-cut blouse, and four shots of vodka usually works for me.

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  2. Works for me too, ATW.

    The only difference being that I tend to wear a low-cut boiler suit, work boots and drink ten pints of Cornish Bitter.

    Women can’t resist hairy moobs and slurred speach.

    (The memory tends to get a bit blurry on these occasions, but I’m sure it’s so.)

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  3. Next time I’m lost in the desert and desperately need to set fire to something, I’ll make sure I have a pack of chewing gum and a low-cut blouse with me.

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