Giant Arions Invade UK!

by allthoughtswork

The slugs are coming! The slugs are coming! The slugs are here!

That’s right, you lily-livered British poltroons, slugs. Those¬†oozing little brown exclamation points on your August tomatoes. They’ve¬†been here in the Pacific Northwest forever and we’ve learned to deal. We just don’t walk in the garden barefoot and we share our beer.

But, apparently, in the UK this slimy garden denizen “is currently busy mating with native slugs” and will soon “see its gene begin to dominate the pool, leading to a hybrid super slug.”

Watch out: How the hell do you think we got Trump?

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One Comment to “Giant Arions Invade UK!”

  1. I’m not sharing my beer with anyone or anything !

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