Thirsty Rats

by duncanr

over 900,000 bottles of booze have been confiscated by police in Bihar after the Indian state went ‘dry’

of those 900,000+ bottles, a large number were apparently ‘destroyed’ (yeah, right) on the way to police stations, the rest being placed in police stores whilst awaiting disposal

however, it has come to light that a large quantity of bottles stored at the police stations has gone ‘missing’

a police spokesperson blamed the disappearance on rats

don’t go blaming us (hic). It wassh ratss wot done it (hic)

http://tinyurl.com/ll7kx5l

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One Comment to “Thirsty Rats”

  1. “Confiscated” is another word for “pot luck” in official channels.

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