Thirsty Rats

by duncanr

over 900,000 bottles of booze have been confiscated by police in Bihar after the Indian state went ‘dry’

of those 900,000+ bottles, a large number were apparently ‘destroyed’ (yeah, right) on the way to police stations, the rest being placed in police stores whilst awaiting disposal

however, it has come to light that a large quantity of bottles stored at the police stations has gone ‘missing’

a police spokesperson blamed the disappearance on rats

don’t go blaming us (hic). It wassh ratss wot done it (hic)

One Comment to “Thirsty Rats”

  1. “Confiscated” is another word for “pot luck” in official channels.


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