Strippers on UK Police Force!

by allthoughtswork

Do you enjoy getting felt up by drunk middle-aged women? Ever wondered what pound notes would look like stuffed into the band of your trousers? Want to be regularly molested by handsy partygoers?

Join the British police!

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Yes, you, too, can become just another sex object to throngs of inebriated locals with mating on the mind. Simply don a smart constable jacket and a peaked cap and throw yourself into the lion’s pit of the neighborhood boozer. Chances are fair to decent that someone in there hired a stripogram to get the festivities rollin’ and your taut, uniformed ass unwittingly just bumped everything up a notch the moment you stepped in the door!

No need to whip out your baton (ahem) but you might want to keep those handcuffs ready in case they try to cop a feel.

He could bust you for holding.

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Riot gear, for inciting riots.

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There’s a fine line between “not actually” and “really should be” when it comes to stripper cops.

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2 Comments to “Strippers on UK Police Force!”

  1. ‘Do you enjoy getting felt up by drunk middle-aged women?’

    is the Pope a catholic?

    Like

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