Bullets are gluten-free

by allthoughtswork

Visiting Portland, Oregon? Watch our helpful eating guide and learn how to navigate an evening out as a pretentious douchebag*.

*Yes, I actually know people like this. No, they are no longer my friends. Yes, I can verify that the assertive Shut the Fuck Up technique works on hypochondriac mothers, too, but you have to steel yourself for years of weapons-grade emotional manipulation before it sinks in.

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One Comment to “Bullets are gluten-free”

  1. my partner is gluten intolerant

    was going to send her this vid but chickened out – [I don’t want a black eye!]

    Like

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