Self Harming

by ratty
There was a man (we’ll call him, Mic) who worked in a pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

After six months, the therapist gave up.

He advised Mic to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day Mic came home from work very early.

His wife became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

Mic tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

She gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, “I don’t understand. What about the pickle slicer?”

Mic replied, “I think she got fired, too.”

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One Comment to “Self Harming”

  1. Was she called Pickle Lily?

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