Talking to God

by duncanr

since time immemorial, there have been shaman/priests/charlatans/con artists (call them what you will) who have sought power, wealth, influence over their fellows by claiming a special relationship with their god – presenting themselves as an intermediary between that god and folk less favoured than themselves

such blessed individuals are with us still – but the means by which they communicate with and receive guidance from their god is somewhat different now from what it was previously –

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One Comment to “Talking to God”

  1. Thankyou for calling Heaven.

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