A Dash of Humour

by duncanr

(1) a blind man walked in to a bar

and a table

and a chair

(2) a friend said to me, ‘what rhymes with orange?’

I said . . .

No it doesn’t!

(3) two men meet on opposite sides of a river

one shouts to the other – ‘I need you to help me get to the other side’

the other man replies – ‘you are on the other side!’

(4) I couldn’t figure out how the ball kept getting bigger – then it hit me!

(5) knock, knock

who’s there?

dishes

dishes who?

dishes Sean Connery

(6) what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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4 Comments to “A Dash of Humour”

  1. Never heard the Connery one before, that was good.

    Two men walk into a bar.

    The third one ducks.

    Like

  2. A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,

    “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber
    and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”

    A voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo.”

    Like

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