Doing it to Music

by duncanr

apparently, some Swedish kids are too embarrassed to use the school toilets in case someone hears the noise they make when doing a pee or a poo

fortunately, a local councillor has a solution – http://tinyurl.com/yb437g2k

there is no mention in the report of the sort of music that might be played in the loos, however, I have a couple of helpful suggestions . . .

perhaps Handel’s Water Music to cover the noise of pissing?

and to mask the grunts, farts, and plops accompanying shitting, something with a bit more percussion –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNatwyAJ6dI

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7 Comments to “Doing it to Music”

  1. Play the fire alarm. Everything will shoot out at warp speed and no one will remember who was sitting next to them.

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  2. Perhaps: “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by The Clash? I’ll get me hat and stick then… Haha!

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  3. I prefer Val Doonican crooning away while perched on a stool.

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