GAME: Riddle me this

by allthoughtswork

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Rules of the game: Whomsoever answers the riddle correctly posts the next riddle. Only pussies use Google. Aaaaand go.

What loses it’s head in the morning and gets it back at night?


97 Comments to “GAME: Riddle me this”

  1. Yes, yes – haha !

    Well done.

    Course, I got it straight away – easy peasie !

    But, obviously, I don’t want to spoil everyone else’s enjoyment by publishing the answer here.


  2. well, blow me – I was only kidding in my previous comment when I aimed to give the impression I knew the answer to the riddle – but I really do now

    and it’s so simple!

    mind you, I have had the advantage of spending 5 hours this afternoon lubricating my brain cells with el vino in the company of some friends in a pub [hic!]

    for those more sober folks struggling to solve the riddle without the aid of alcohol – here’s a hint

    you’re looking for a 6 letter word, 3rd letter is ‘L’


  3. What do you have to take the top off to put the bottom on, and then take the bottom off to put the top back on again?


  4. That’s an easy one. Unfortunately, I’m not able to answer as I’ve lost my internet connection and my keyboard isn’t working.

    Tsk !


  5. Second rule: If no one solves the riddle in 24 hours, you must post the answer and then another, less smart riddle. Just keep going until somebody sobers up and figures one out.


  6. Pant, pant, pant . . . A TOILET . . . pant

    Damn. I was too late to save you, Nobbly !

    Oh well, I’ve set up the ironing board. (I like my socks and underpants steam- ironed and folded, and my jeans with creases in them.)

    MY TURN :

    “I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I ?”


  7. Seriously? Nobody got that one?


  8. Fine, then, I’ll take over for ratty since he’s being a lazy lump.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?


  9. O.K. my turn

    I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?


  10. Riddle me this: Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever.


  11. Hah. Got it !


    . . . and I claim my £5.


  12. I know!

    A lawnmower.

    I’m just too good at this game.

    What’s thin at one end, thick in the middle and thin at the other end?


  13. Well, Nobbly is probably still smockered on drugs from his pusher…er…I mean dentist, so let’s continue, shall we?

    Riddle me this: Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. What am I?


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