No More Good Samaritan

by duncanr

a word of warning, guys

if you come across a wean greetin’ for its maw, don’t get involved

don’t try to help reunite it with its parents

just walk away, pretend you didn’t see it

trust me, it’s for the best

if you don’t believe me, just ask this guy – http://tinyurl.com/y83e2wfl

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2 Comments to “No More Good Samaritan”

  1. 1. Okay, first of all, Florida. Anything that comes after the words, “Today, in Florida…” should automatically assumed to be true, even if it’s ludicrous and repulsive. ESPECIALLY if it’s ludicrous and repulsive. The land is steadily being devoured by the sea due to global warming and any species stupid enough to vote for Trump (that would be ALL of Florida) deserves front row seats to their own gradual drowning. I have two words for you: Darwin Awards.

    2. Who the hell lets their toddler wander off alone at a baseball game? (Hint: See #1)

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  2. The “father” sounds like a real -low-life- cunt.

    (On reflection, I censored my above comment, thinking I may have over-reacted a teensy bit.)

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