Phubbing

by allthoughtswork
/ˈfəbiNG/
noun informal
the practice of ignoring one’s companion or companions in order to pay attention to one’s phone or other mobile device.Image result for phubbing

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If you do this shit to me, we are no longer friends. Not a joke: endo friendo.
You are not a “user” of me and I am not an “app.” I am not a channel, a site, or a level. I am not a piece of pie in a rotating glass case existing merely to tempt your fleeting appetites…Okay, might have traveled too far on the Way Back Machine with that one.
Bottom line, if you agree through the barest minimum of social contracts to interact with me by, say, standing in front of me, looking at me, and talking directly to my face, then you must hold up your end of the bargain by not being a douche.
Because testicle reattachment is painful and expensive.
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7 Responses to “Phubbing”

  1. following on from last pic above, how about this for an idea . . .

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  2. “Phubbing”– my new favorite word. LOVE this post!

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    • I know, right? Now all we need are a grassroots movement against skinny jeans and a scientific study that proves manspreading causes penis shortening and the world might begin the slow march towards improvement.

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  3. Shared it.
    Had to.
    Cheers!

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