More ideas….
Walk on Beach———–Stunning views——————Of fat parents and their demon spawn
Art Show——————–Amazing sculpture————30 nudes that look better than you
Wine tasting—————Loosened conversation——About the DUI you’ll get driving home
Walking tour of city—-Historical architecture——-Peeing bums don’t aim
Planetarium—————-Romantic dark room———Now he knows you snore
Storm chasing————-Thrilling adventure———–Dead bodies strewn everywhere
Cooking together———Show off dicing skills———ER has uncomfortable chairs
Drive in countryside—-Smell of fresh cut hay——–And cow farts
Netflix and chill————Snuggling on sofa————–You don’t have Netflix. Or a sofa.
Picnic in park—————Fresh air, relaxation———-Scraping dog shit from shoes
Comedy show————-Bonding thru laughter———Drunk heckler pukes in your purse
Arboretum——————Beautiful exotic flora———–Emergency pee break behind ferns
Whale watching———-Perfect Oregon date————No whales? Count hipsters.
