Plantation weddings are still a thing in the U.S.

by allthoughtswork

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Seriously? (I mean, seriously?) Well, if they’re going for ultimate historical verisimilitude, the groom should die in five years of the scorching syphilis he gave his lovely bride on her wedding night (not to mention those two first cousins he fucked right past the wedding ceremony) and all the guests should return home with the lovely parting gift of painful, messy dysentery. Fair is fair.


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