How smart, good-looking people de-Christmas their tree

by allthoughtswork

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Erosion control, fish nurseries, free mulch: there’s a lot of science that goes into it.

My family always used to just toss ours into the woods on our property for the wildlife to use as winter shelter. Come spring, we reenacted the mulcher scene from Fargo, only with better smelling carnage. Mmmmmm, pine.

Really, the only time a Christmas tree should ever hit the bottom of a dumpster is when it’s been coated with chemical flocking, fire retardant, or that tinsel shit. And, FYI, this isn’t 1987, you can stop using all that crap now, you yuppie fop.

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2 Comments to “How smart, good-looking people de-Christmas their tree”

  1. great ideas there, and fascinating article

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