Senior Logic

by duncanr

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home

It turned out to be a very good decision because . . .

I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home

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2 Comments to “Senior Logic”

  1. Next time buy two bottles. Then you won’t get on your bike in the first place.

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