Worshiping the Space Heater God

by allthoughtswork

It’s an ancient cat religion that goes back many feline generations to the Prophet Warm-Spot-on-the-Bed, who spaketh: “Go forth and with your furry belly become a Heat Sink amongst the humans. Use your Blessed Cuteness to charm them into leaving the Holy One plugged in all day. Learn the Four Worshiping Postions well…”

“…Quiet Contemplation…”

“..Laying on of Hands…”

“…Turning the Other Cheek…”

“…and Prostrating Oneself Before the Heater Lord. In the name of the Petting Hand, the Warm Belly, and the Overflowing Supperdish, Amen.”

 

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