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Trump asked New York City’s Guggenheim Museum to lend him a Van Gogh. The museum told him to go flush himself. 

Trump supporters took to Yelp to unleash a golden shower of one-star reviews upon the museum, which were summarily wiped clean. The solid 18-carat shithole remains at the Guggenheim today; apparently, Trump prefers to squeeze out his daily number 2 cents worth right in his own bed.

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