You can buy little Timmy a bulletproof backpack now, because ‘Murica

by allthoughtswork

Bulletproof backpacks for children.

Yup, another flake of our dignity just sloughed off and fell to the ground. We might as well just grind up the rest of it and use it to make chalk outlines around children.

This reminds me of all the bizarre purse-friendly weapons they sell women to use on rapists. Because boys will be boys and there’s no use approaching the problem from the angle of, you know, the problem.

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2 Comments to “You can buy little Timmy a bulletproof backpack now, because ‘Murica”

  1. ok, might help save your life if your back is turned towards the shooter – otherwise, bullet-proof vest might be a better investment ?

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