“Our steamed Puget Sound mussels come with a side of rehab…”

by allthoughtswork

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Yup, Seattle shellfish are testing positive for oxycodone now. They say it’s only showing up in urban waterways, not any commercial shellfish beds, but I don’t trust it. It’s bad enough you want me to suck down those slimy little sea-tongues, don’t ruin my chances in the Olympics, too.

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