You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

by allthoughtswork

…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

Advertisements

2 Comments to “You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….”

  1. no wonder so many americans have a fat arse

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: