Guy sticks crap in beard

by allthoughtswork

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Truth is, “crap” was likely already there.

Snopes likes to claim that men’s beards aren’t actually sporting fecal matter because the tests that discovered it were done on a “small handful of volunteers.” But let’s think that through. It proves random dudes out there still have potty beard. Which one is sneezing onto your neck right now in the check out lane, Clean Jim or Poopy Face?

So, it’s apropos that this wannabe internet artist has toothbrushes sticking out of his fur. Toothbrushes left out in the open around a toilet receive a nice fecal matter shower¬†on every flush. Which would definitely make this a mixed media piece.

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