Starbucks to Italy: “Can we interest you in our crappy coffee?”

by allthoughtswork

Starbucks Milan exterior

Italy to Starbucks: “Your momma!”

Starbucks: “We’ll put on a distracting show in a big, fancy building!”

Italy: “We make espresso twice as good for halfa da price. Your momma was pig-dog!”

Princi oven

Starbucks: “We’ll make pizza like your momma made it!”

Italy: “There is no thing as pizza!”

Starbucks Milan interior

Starbucks: “Fine. We’ll serve liquor.”

Italy: “How much for Negroni?”

 

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