Over my dead body

by allthoughtswork

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Saint Peter meets a man at the pearly gates and says, “Before you meet with God, I though I should tell you–we’ve looked at your life and you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make our decision?”

The man thinks a moment and replies, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and walked right up to the leader. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and ring through his nose. Well, I tore out that ring and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!”

“I’m impressed, “Saint Peter responds. “When did this happen?”

“About two minutes ago.”

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