Don’t burn bridges when revenge pays the bills

by allthoughtswork

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Here’s a story that warms the cockles.

Similarly, many of the places I’ve left have met their doom shortly afterwards. (I had nothing to do with it, I swear. If mere fantasizing about torture made it real, my landlady would have died 635 times by now and I’d have mastered the art of crime scene cleanup.)

I put it down to a superpower of being able to side-step the fan moments before the shit hits it and really paints the room. Which means that bitch should be dead by spring.

(goes back to packing)

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