Caption this

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9 Comments to “Caption this”

  1. “Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…”

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  2. Frustrated by reports of his small hands, Trump attempts to compensate with international diplomacy.

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  3. Demonstration of the size of the NRA’s government kickbacks in 3…2…1….

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  4. This is your rifle.
    This is your gun.
    One’s ‘cuz your stupid, and
    One’s ‘cuz yer dumb.

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  5. The fertility doctor told Jethro he wuz shootin’ blanks. Jethro had an ideer.

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  6. Recoil Roger, rabbit routing.

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  7. …and in the highly intelligent stable genius’s dream, as he handled his weapon, it grew and grew…

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    • Until he suddenly awoke, still in a trailer home, Fox News burbling on a television, his limp dick in his left hand.

      “Must’ve been why it felt like a stranger,” he mused on his way to the kitchen and his first bad decision of the day.

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